Currently Playing The Art of Losing By American Hi-Fi Beautiful Disaster see related

Has anyone else noticed how annoying these stupid internet ads for shooting people and getting free ipods and such are?
Anyways, I got really bored and found this thing on your site, and i decided to make my own list of people.

Me: "The semi-agnostic trumpet whom I like...and I think it's mutual...and stuff."
Scott: Hes kind of like me, except funnier and cooler, and hes Jewish
Jar Jar Binks (Stinks):  Someone whom I must kill
Ted:  Someone whom I must kill
Danny:  Someone whom I must kill
Archie:  Someone whom I must kill
Pippin/Billy Boyd:  Someone whom I must kill (hes also really funny)
Kaitlen:  Cute girl (HAH I WIN)
Emily:  Really nice girl who actually reached out and helped me find my spirituality
Sean:  Really cool ADD kid, whos kind of like me except hes funnier and cooler and is a kleptomaniac (i am too, but you dont know that)
James: My brother.... nothing else worth mentioning except that hes my source of music since i just listen to stuff hes bored of
Rob:  A good friend who probably made me much more outgoing and joined the Marines
Brandon:  One of those crazy drummer kids
Jason:  Some midgety kid
Lil Wilbur:  Pig I met at Famous Daves, and my dream job.  I ate his sister once.
Robbie:  Nice kid from Texas who is infinitely stronger than I am, as proved in an arm wrestling match that nearly made me fall out of my seat.
Gary Coleman:  Coolest black kid ever.
Mr. Paquet:  Sociopathical physics teacher and future mass murderer.
Mr. Wilson:  Awesome history teacher who carries a knife.
Mrs. Harvey:  English teacher married to Greg Privett
Greg Privett:  Cool theatre kid whos pretty amazing.
John Cleese:  Incredible British guy who should be named King of Earth and given an honorary golden spatula.
Murray:  Sayiwont
Kristy/Heather:  I dont even know what her name is....
Stevie:  Really good drummer and pianist whos also into martial arts and frequently scares me with his crazy theories that are pretty much always correct.  Hes also always late to Wade's class.
Pete Wade:  King of the East Coast
Cary:  Really cool kid who should have been born black, and during an age with space travel (maybe the Middle Ages)
Jordan:  One of those crazy Sophomores who follows the Way of the Crunk
Mr. Heady:  Oldest man alive, the inspiration for the Monopoly Man, and an amazing Latin teacher
Mr. Hill:  Second oldest man alive, dances like a fiend that dances
E:  Band instructor whos really awesome as a band instrcutor dude
D: E's twin
Mrs. E:  E's wife and middle school band lady (SCARY)
Mr. Dickens:  *sigh*
Ozzy:  My inspiration for playing the trumpet, for he needs no mouthpiece
Kevin:  Hes hot
Paul:  Some crippled kid
Jon:  Someone whom I must kill
David:  We should take out his brain and find where the music part of it is, and shove it into one of our pop stars (they need it)
Mr. Collard:  Coolest Spanish teacher ever
Derek Kaufman:  Lamest Spanish teacher ever
H-Grove:  Why did you leave?
Patches:  Why did you bite so many people?
Eric H.:  Where's that dollar you owe me?
Ashton Kutcher:  Dude, where's my car?
Chevelle:  Really good band
Relient on cracK:  potheads

Hannah: I love you

I got nothing.  And remember, Rum is for drinking, not burning.

yay no one comes here i can say what i want... joy

if you are reading this, then realize that you are fat and have no hope in life.  have a nice day, babycakes

(hah, you're a pastry full of infants)